Me (to my ex boyfriend in a text): Hey, I need to come pick up my pink bike that's been at your house forever. When can I come and get that?
Him: Home now
So I go over there and we proceed to rehash why things didn't work out.
Me: Sometimes I have to admit I miss you.
Him: Ya, me too.
Later...
Me: But we always fought and broke up sooo much
Him: Ya, and you were not swim suit ready.
Me: I'm not fat!
Him: Ya, but you're not a model either.
Me: Thanks for reminding me why we didn't work out...
Ass.
Him: Home now
So I go over there and we proceed to rehash why things didn't work out.
Me: Sometimes I have to admit I miss you.
Him: Ya, me too.
Later...
Me: But we always fought and broke up sooo much
Him: Ya, and you were not swim suit ready.
Me: I'm not fat!
Him: Ya, but you're not a model either.
Me: Thanks for reminding me why we didn't work out...
Ass.
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