Things guys shouldn't tell me on dates
"I don't have a job or a microwave, or a tv, or a couch exactly right now but I really think I'm falling for you...wanna watch a movie on my computer at my house?" (this was on the first date, he met me in the checkout line at Walmart...don't ask).
"I'm texting you till you start texting me back, no exceptions you will go out with me again" (same guy)
"If you really loved me you'd cut off all your hair" (ex boyfriend)
"I've gone to the restaurant you wanted, hung out with your friends and done everything you wanted tonight and still got nothing from you" (some one-date dude)
"That girl in the restaurant dressed like such a slut, she deserves to get raped tonight." (same guy as the first two quotes)
Actually, perhaps those guys should tell me those things so I have a good enough chance to escape. Such is the newly single life, I suppose.
"I'm texting you till you start texting me back, no exceptions you will go out with me again" (same guy)
"If you really loved me you'd cut off all your hair" (ex boyfriend)
"I've gone to the restaurant you wanted, hung out with your friends and done everything you wanted tonight and still got nothing from you" (some one-date dude)
"That girl in the restaurant dressed like such a slut, she deserves to get raped tonight." (same guy as the first two quotes)
Actually, perhaps those guys should tell me those things so I have a good enough chance to escape. Such is the newly single life, I suppose.
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I once had a guy tell me he had a special way of kissing and then proceeded to blow a lot of air into my cheeks. He told me he called it the "puffer fish". I called it totally wierd and gross. But he really, actually did that and really actually thought it would impress me somehow.
It's all part of the charm of being single and dating other interesting singles. But then again, yes Jake and B. at least it does provide a lot of good blog fodder.
It turns out "anonymous" commentor above is actually Walmart guy. Somehow he found my blog.
Sarah, you know what they say, when you aren't looking, that is when you find love. It's so true it is scary. Wish you the best and look at the bright side, maybe you can get some free dinners and movies out of this situation and have some funny stories for all of us, haha.
And I'm sooooooo glad you didn't cut your hair. I want more blonde pics! haha.
a) less awkward when you actually go on good dates
b) have more confidence
c) be able to laugh and not over-analyze so much
all of which are sooo good for you.
Anyway, B, if you want one.....(pm me).