This place may be familiar to you if you've ever read or been to McSweeneys. It's this SF writing center made famous by author Dave Eggers (A Heart Breaking Work of Staggering Genius, What is the What, etc). It also, for some reason, houses a pirate store. Where you can buy pirate stuff. Like messages in bottles, etc. Really.
Well, one thing is for certain. Now that I know the hours, more visits shall be made. Eye patches, anyone?