The Jerk











"I was born a poor black child"
"I've heard about this. Cat juggling!"
"No more of this 1966 stuff. Bring us some fresh wine. Bring us something from this year."
"There are snails on her plate! You would think in a sophisticated restaurant like this you would be able to keep the snails off the food."

Watched this again this afternoon. What a classic!

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