Fortune cookie of the day
We have office lunch together every friday where I work. Today's food was from a pan-asian take-out "Pei-Wei". I ate four fortune cookies. Does that make me more fortunate or just more full?
"You will soon be involved in many gatherings, parties and communications" --probably a good omen for a public relator
"People are waiting for cues from you" -I am apparently unaware of my power over others
"Rarely do great beauty and virtue dwell together as they do in you" -ah, schucks
"You will soon get something special because of your charm" -alright!
Now just add in the bedroom to the end of these and well, they take on an entirely different meaning after that.