Dear Bowling For Soup,
Thank you for the dramatic presentation about Stacy. I must contend, however, that Stacy seems like a very self-important person. She "hit the wall" because she "didn't have it all"? I mean, seriously, guys, who does? And she's all upset over there not being anymore game shows on the radio. Okay, this is where I must point out that there are, indeed, still game shows on the radio. Has Stacy never heard of PRI's "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me"? It comes on the local public radio station every Saturday.
As for being confused as to how Ozzy Osborn became an actor, the Stacer has obviously never seen him bite off a rat's head in concert. The reality tv show he and his contentious little family are on these days is surely better than that. She wants that to stop?
Bowling, please tell Stacy to be happy with the life she has, that not everyone has "it all", and that she still has the right, even as a "soccer mom" to do a rump shake in front of White Snake's car. Of course, instead of the ho-hum, PTA-driven life she leads, she could be the cool mom who makes vegan sandwiches and reads to children at the local library and has a pet dog named Woofie. Wouldn't you like a dog named Woofie? Okay, me neither. I'd name my dog Prince or Barkley over Woofie. Anyway, thanks for the music guys. Keep on keepin' on.