Crush
Found my new heartthrob. Going down the elevator with Steph to the Mouse Trap (cheap Deli, good sandwiches). 16th floor. 15th Floor. Then he stepped on. Josh, he shook my hand, I was dizzy. Perfect. Manly. Well-built. Made good direct eye contact, and smiled, as he introduced himself first. What a babe! Found out later he's the talk of the office women. And how could he not be? He's a sweet, tall, well-built dream. With a great smile! He followed us to the deli. I asked Steph if he was attached. "Wouldn't we all like to know" eyebrows raised, big toothy grin. He can't be. He was so, so friendly. He was watching me as I stood at the sandwich counter, trying to make up my mind. I must've changed my mind six times, annoying the Asian lady trying to take my order.
I have the hardest time making decisions like that. You'd think it was something that would affect the rest of my life. What's the cheapest item that sounds tasty and has the least amount of calories and is healthy and isn't more than the cash I've found at the bottom of my bag this morning as I was rushing out the door? "Wah yu wa?" Tu sad? Tuka sad? (rolling eyes, waving hand) Ok, I come ba, I come ba". When I was finally, and obviously, ready both she and the other Asian lady seemed to take their sweet time putting away bread roles (during which time I changed my mind again). Finally ordered an egg salad sandwich. Lots of fat, but I was starved and it was only $2.10. I ordered it on wheat, sort of healthier. No meat. I'm trying to not eat so much meat. I keep telling myself I'm a vegetarian, but then I'll eat some chicken. Still, the less I eat it the less I want to eat it. It starts to seem kinda gross. But that doesn't mean I'm totally ruling it out, it just isn't all that appetizing. Here, take a big hunking bite out of flesh. Blah!
Anyway, then Josh was gone. But only a floor seperates us. It's actually pointless to like him. It wouldn't work for several deep-rooted religious reasons, but it's not bad if I just have a mini-crush, right?
I have the hardest time making decisions like that. You'd think it was something that would affect the rest of my life. What's the cheapest item that sounds tasty and has the least amount of calories and is healthy and isn't more than the cash I've found at the bottom of my bag this morning as I was rushing out the door? "Wah yu wa?" Tu sad? Tuka sad? (rolling eyes, waving hand) Ok, I come ba, I come ba". When I was finally, and obviously, ready both she and the other Asian lady seemed to take their sweet time putting away bread roles (during which time I changed my mind again). Finally ordered an egg salad sandwich. Lots of fat, but I was starved and it was only $2.10. I ordered it on wheat, sort of healthier. No meat. I'm trying to not eat so much meat. I keep telling myself I'm a vegetarian, but then I'll eat some chicken. Still, the less I eat it the less I want to eat it. It starts to seem kinda gross. But that doesn't mean I'm totally ruling it out, it just isn't all that appetizing. Here, take a big hunking bite out of flesh. Blah!
Anyway, then Josh was gone. But only a floor seperates us. It's actually pointless to like him. It wouldn't work for several deep-rooted religious reasons, but it's not bad if I just have a mini-crush, right?
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